You may have noticed that a certain segment of American politicians will (1) announce that they tested positive for COVID and (2) follow up with some expression of gratitude for the vaccines.
This is a collection of those pronouncements. They are relatively easy to find. You just have to do a search on Twitter with variations of “tested positive grateful vaccinated” or “tested positive thankful,” etc.
Most of the tweets that come up are from politicians or (increasingly) people making fun of the politicians.
When you see all the tweets together, it definitely looks like they are part of a coordinated campaign.
Almost all the politicians were Democrats. Only two were Republican.
Here’s the list:
Gretchen Whitmer, Governor of Michigan (D):



Ayanna Pressley, House Rep from Massachuetts (D):


Stacey Abrams, former member of the Georgia House of Reps, candidate for governor of Georgia (D):

Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House (D):

Susan Rice, Director of the US Domestic Policy Council under Joe Biden (D):

Kamala Harris, Vice President (D):

Douglas Emhoff, Second Gentleman of the US, aka Kamala Harris’s husband (D):


Here’s Kamala Harris speaking on behalf of her husband:

Adam Schiff, House Rep from California (D):

John Yarmuth, House Rep from Kentucky (D):

Barack Obama, former US President (D):

Hillary Clinton, former Secretary of State, former Senator of NY (D):

Gavin Newsom, Governor of California (D):

Deb Haaland, Secretary of the Interior, former House Rep from New Mexico (D):

Pramila Jayapal, House Rep from Washington (D):

Alex Padilla, Senator from California (D):

Alex Padilla tested positive again a few months later:

Raja Krishnamoorthi, House Rep from Illinois (D):

Jeanne Shaheen, Senator from New Hampshire (D):

Tina Kotek, former Speaker of the Oregon House of Representatives, now running for governor of Oregon (D):

Josh Stein, Attorney General of North Carolina (D):

Keith Ellison, Attorney General of Minnesota (D):

Daniella Levine Cava, Mayor of Miami-Dade (D):

Tina Smith, Senator from Minnesota (D):

Teresa Leger Fernandez, US House of Rep from New Mexico (D):

Jena Griswold, Secretary of State of Colorado (D):

Marty Walsh, US Secretary of Labor (D):

Andrea Stewart-Cousins, Majority Leader of the New York State Senate (D):

Antonio Delgado, Lieutenant Governor of New York (D):


Betty McCollum, House of Rep from Minnesota (D):

Carolyn Maloney, US House Rep from NY (D):

Lori Lightfoot, Mayor of Chicago (D):

Joe Neguse, House Rep for Colorado (D):

Lisa Blunt Rochester, House Rep for Delaware (D):

Rosa DeLauro, House Rep for Connecticut (D):

Young Kim, House Rep for California (R):

Janeese Lewis George, Member of the Council of the District of Columbia (D):

David E. Price, House Rep for North Carolina (D):

Zoe Lofgren, Chair of the House Administration Committee (D):

Derek Kilmer, House Rep from Washington (D):

Brad Lander, NYC Comptroller (D):

Jessica Gonzales-Rojas, Member of the New York State Assembly (D):

Sean Patrick Maloney, House Rep from New York (D):


Peter Welch, House Rep from Vermont (D):

Raphael Warnock, Senator from Georgia (D):

Jason Crow, House Rep from Colorado (D):

Hakeem Jeffries, House Rep for New York (D):

Jackie Speier, House Rep from California (D):

Jay Inslee, Governor of Washington (D):

Madeleine Dean, House Rep for Pennsylvania (D):

Richard Blumenthal, Senator from Connecticut (D):

Claire Cronin, US Ambassador to Ireland (D):

Tammy Murphy, First Lady of New Jersey (D, formerly R):


Paul Deasy, Mayor of Flagstaff, Arizona (D):

Kweisi Mfume, House Rep from Maryland (D):

Chuy Garcia, House Rep from Illinois (D):

Troy Carter, House Rep from Louisiana (D):


Daniel Hernandez, House Rep from Arizona (D):

Mandela Barnes, Lieutenant Governor of Wisconsin (D):


Jasmine Crockett, House Rep from Texas (D):

Doris Matsui, House Rep from California (D):

Lori Trahan, House Rep from Massachusetts (D):

Terra Lawson-Remer, San Diego County Board of Supervisors (D):


Susie Lee, House Rep from Nevada (D):

Jim Justice, Governor of West Virginia (R, formerly D):


Jen O’Malley Dillon, White House Chief of Staff (D):

Jim Strickland, mayor of Memphis (D):

Sean Casten, House Rep from Illinois h/t Truth101 (D):


Last but not least
Albert Bourla is not a politician (or is he?) but we have to include him because he’s the CEO of Pfizer:

Here’s how I read this:
“I sell juice that’s supposed to help with COVID. It does something positive: trust me. The trials that we paid for, prove it. Even though I got COVID, it’s just a light version of COVID, so it doesn’t mean the juice isn’t working. And even though the juice is doing such a good job, I’m still gonna take this OTHER juice, Paxlovid, also brought to you by Pfizer.
Get your juices today! Paxlovid is only $530 a pop, but it’s FREE to you because the U.S. GOVERNMENT WILL PAY FOR IT! Health insurers too.
And I don’t mean that you’re actually paying for it in one way or another through higher taxes or health insurance premiums or inflation. IT’S JUST FREE!
Thank God for Pfizer, the U.S. government, and health insurance companies: everyone’s favorite institutions.”
Also reminder from April 2021 when Bourla said that their Phase 3 study in South Africa showed 100% efficacy in preventing COVID:

That aged well.
Are these people ever going to realize how ridiculous they sound? And how long are people going to keep announcing that they’ve tested positive?
If there are any politicians that I’ve missed, post them in the comments below.
I've been waiting to get COVID so that I can be sassy like "I am grateful to not be vaccinated nor boosted so my symptoms are mild" but for some gosh darn reason I just haven't gotten COVID yet. Thanks, Dr. Zelenko.
They're reciting The Covid Prayer (or The Covid Catechism).